The Stag Night
Created by William 3 months ago
I remember very well being Ash’s best man and we were out in Carisbrooke celebrating with friends and family, until it got to the stage where I had enough of drinking and decided I needed food and I would leave Ash and meet up with him later. I managed to buy a Chinese takeout and I thought I would walk back to Ash’s house and wait on him. Unfortunately I couldn’t remember the way back to the house, so in my drunken state, I thought “I know I will phone Ros and ask for directions “. When she answered the phone she asked me where I was, all I could tell her was in a telephone box just out of town. So she tells me go back into town and grab a taxi and go to her house, which I did, with said chinese still intact. Ros was having a quiet night with her friend and she proceeded to tell me that I wasn’t in a fit state to go anywhere, and she let me sleep at her house. Next morning Ash phoned and Ros asked how the previous evening went, and his reply was it was great night, but I lost Bill, he didn’t come back to the house. Well I couldn’t keep my laugh in any longer and curled up in fits of laughter as he asked how I ended up at Ros’s house. Ros you and Ash should be enjoying life together after years spent apart through our job, rest in peace Ros you were so special xxxxxx.